Barometer Soup (Explicit Remix)

This is a joke, I love Jimmy Buffett.

-Chorus-
Fucking follow in my wake, you’re not at fucking stake
For I have plowed the seas, and smoothed the fucking waters
Let’s have some fucking fun, the hard work’s fucking done
We’ll barrel roll into the sun, motherfucker

-Verse-
Motherfucker, barometer’s my fucking soup
I’m descended from a deck hand on a fucking sloop
I’m on the fucking song lines that fucking dreamers see
Not fucking known for predictability

-Chorus-
Fucking follow in our wake, not much at fucking stake
For we have plowed the seas, and smoothed the fucking waters
Let’s have some fucking fun, our work is fucking done
We’ll barrel roll into the sun, motherfucker

Verse-
Sail the main course in a fucking sturdy craft
Keep her well stocked with fucking stories and fucking laughs
Fast to fucking get there, but slow to fucking see
Moderation is the fucking key

-Bridge-
Fucking searching
God damn I’ve seen some fucking horizons
And I’ve crossed the oceans
For more than fucking thrills
Not the fucking first
Not the fucking last
Lust for the fucking future
Treasure the fucking past

-Chorus-
Fucking follow in my wake, you’re not at fucking stake
For I have plowed the seas, and smoothed the fucking waters
Let’s have some fucking fun, the hard work’s fucking done
We’ll barrel roll into the sun, motherfucker
We’ll barrel roll into the sun, motherfucker
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck, motherfucker

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